[Gert is sitting with Old Lace outside of the Bins, on the stairs. It's cold, so she is bundled in a jacket, and she and OL are eating Halloween candy.]

For an obviously corporate holiday that only benefits Hallmark and dentists, I'm actually not totally hating it.

[A few kids walk by, obviously scared of the imports that live here. OL shows some ( Read more... )

[Boy!Gert, with purple hair, is on camera with Boy!OL-- who looks exactly like Girl!OL except is sporting a little bowtie-- look disgruntled.]

Okay, look. Despite me looking like a rich hipster from Park Slope, you're not going to get jackshit by keeping me here.

Seriously. My parents would pay you to keep me.

[He rubs his forehead.So, let's ( Read more... )

Sutffs i kind of hate but not really ( Read more... )

[backdated to July 4thMissing: A very skinny Japanese girl. Looks like she's cosplaying sometimes. Goes by the name Nico Minoru, Wicked Witch of the West or whatever the hell she's calling herself these days ( Read more... )

[A rare video of Gert who is on the roof of the Bins, on a lawn chair, with her laptop. She is wearing a t-shirt with this on it, but that's not important.Summer is coming and the Bins is falling apart-- same shit, different day, basically. Clearly we're not going to get any outside help so now we need to figure out how to fix things around here so ( Read more... )

[This post comes to you after Loki finally lets her go-- she will never play boardgames again :| Gert is wearing her normal clothes, no Twilight or HSM in sight, and things are back to the way they should be-- except for the lovely rope burn marks on her wrists. She does not look nearly as happy as faux-Gert. In fact, she looks a mixture of ( Read more... )

[Gert is so drunk because Thor was her "summonee" and basically they have just been getting drunk off mead and chillen'.]

So, I generally don't associate with Gods but Thor just-- randomly showed up-- and was all "LET'S BE-ETH FRIENDS" or some shit and I don't know, man. The MEAD. Jesus could turn water into wine but mead just keeps--

[There's a ( Read more... )

[Backdated to right after the '50's plot ended!]

So.

What exactly is being done about whoever is responsible for the Leave It to Beaver shenanigans? Because if I end up in an alternate universe with that rat bastard Loki one more time, there is going to be trouble.

[Usually Gert makes text posts, when she posts at all, so this is rare. Even weirder, she is hiding under a blanket in her bed with Old Lace. Thank you for your crazy dust, Pixie! When she speaks, her voice is in a whisper:]

I never actually believed the Smurfs were some sort of brainwashing device to get children to understand Socialism. I ( Read more... )

Who let Nico loose? She hasn't come home in two days. I know she's doing some Magical Mystery Tour even though I told her NOT to, fdlkg;sd;fjgs;dfslfkg

[Yes, Gert actually threw her comm down and accidentally keysmashed. She is CONCERNED, okay?And where the hell is Chase? The one with usable legs ( Read more... )